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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Send My Ideas to Hollywood

I am constantly coming up with million dollar ideas, but travel and networking scare me. If you are so willing, please take my brilliant ideas to moneymakers around the country (especially L.A.) and cut me in on the action. Here are a couple to get you started.

~Martin Lawrence in Daddy Day Care 2.
~Che Gueverra coffee mugs.
~A new Sandra Bullock movie involving low budget time travel concepts.
~Flavored Toffee.
~Put advertisements on the hole in the o-zone layer.
~Free Umbrellas!
~A TV show about James Earl Jones doing voice over jobs (could be a sitcom or a drama).


Good luck. I am looking to get about 25%, but am willing to negotiate.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh man, you gotta get that free umbrella thing going on. theres definatly a lack of them these days. you dont even need networking or whatever to get that goin. just go down to the ocean state job lot (or whatever you guys got down there) and get a bunch of them. when they ask you to pay go "oh no man, these are free" and they'ld be cool with it. start small. end big.

btw i love your show.

Anonymous said...

oh man, you gotta get that free umbrella thing going on. theres definatly a lack of them these days. you dont even need networking or whatever to get that goin. just go down to the ocean state job lot (or whatever you guys got down there) and get a bunch of them. when they ask you to pay go "oh no man, these are free" and they'ld be cool with it. start small. end big.

btw i love your show.

Damian said...

It's my understanding that Verizon and several other huge corporations are building up an enormous library of James Earl Jones voiceovers in anticipation of the day he dies. Many of them are for products that don't even exist yet, like Analcrom, something called the Megacow and a specially sealed snack food called Frummps. I know this because my cousin works in a big voiceover studio outside of L.A. where they have literally thousands of hours of tapes.