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Friday, July 13, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
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Rory and Craig are celebrating Independence Day in true American style. Forget grilling and fireworks, cause breaking into The National Archives Building in Washington D.C., and adding our signatures/autographs to the 231 year old document, sounds a little bit more patriotic to us.
We know this sounds like the plot to the Nicholas Cage masterpiece "National Treasure," but its actually really different. This is not a high stakes historical scavenger hunt, but, rather, a recreation of what we feel are the coolest/easiest things to recreate from that magical time that we call the American Revolution.
6:00AM: Rory throws 2 pounds of Darjeeling Tea into motel bathtub. Craig soaks in tub, benefiting from Tea's healing effects.
7:15AM: Continental breakfast. No Fish and Chips (for obvious reasons).
8:00AM: Door to door rapping of Beastie Boys' song 'Paul Revere.' Rory does Adrock's lines, Craig does Mike D's, MCA will be with us.
9:30AM: Knicker shopping. We will be searching high and low for the tightest and most becoming knickers in all of the knicker district. We may splurge for pantaloons.
Noon: Brunch with British consulates at British embassy. We will not attend.
1:15PM: Bagged lunch.
3:00PM: Historical reenactment of Mel Gibson's film "The Patriot." Heavy focus on scene where Gibson kills 15 soldiers (without anti-Semitic over/undertones).
6:00PM: National Archive break in. Declaration signing. Personal archiving (mostly for tax purposes).
8:30PM: Play 'Music for the Royal Fireworks' by George Frideric Handel on old phonograph, without fireworks.
10:15PM: Screening of Adult Film, 'The British are Coming.'
11:30PM: Remove powdered wigs. Go to bed.
We know this sounds like the plot to the Nicholas Cage masterpiece "National Treasure," but its actually really different. This is not a high stakes historical scavenger hunt, but, rather, a recreation of what we feel are the coolest/easiest things to recreate from that magical time that we call the American Revolution.
6:00AM: Rory throws 2 pounds of Darjeeling Tea into motel bathtub. Craig soaks in tub, benefiting from Tea's healing effects.
7:15AM: Continental breakfast. No Fish and Chips (for obvious reasons).
8:00AM: Door to door rapping of Beastie Boys' song 'Paul Revere.' Rory does Adrock's lines, Craig does Mike D's, MCA will be with us.
9:30AM: Knicker shopping. We will be searching high and low for the tightest and most becoming knickers in all of the knicker district. We may splurge for pantaloons.
Noon: Brunch with British consulates at British embassy. We will not attend.
1:15PM: Bagged lunch.
3:00PM: Historical reenactment of Mel Gibson's film "The Patriot." Heavy focus on scene where Gibson kills 15 soldiers (without anti-Semitic over/undertones).
6:00PM: National Archive break in. Declaration signing. Personal archiving (mostly for tax purposes).
8:30PM: Play 'Music for the Royal Fireworks' by George Frideric Handel on old phonograph, without fireworks.
10:15PM: Screening of Adult Film, 'The British are Coming.'
11:30PM: Remove powdered wigs. Go to bed.
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