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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Northbroughm Science Redux

Check out this alternate trailer to Northbroughm Science.

Is it a comedy or a coming of age story? Or both? Or neither? Or a third thing?

This is the sad trailer for a happy movie.



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Also, if you want a DVD copy with this trailer and extra bonus features (a commentary with Rory and Craig etc.) email me at craigrow@gmail.com

For the low low price of whatever the shipping cost is.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Via Satellite

Rory and Craig were asked to attend their alma mater to introduce their film Northbroughm Science. Unfortunately for the school, Rory and Craig are simply too rich to take such an invite seriously.

Instead, R and C synchronized their Satellites and made a brief introduction via their individual video feeds. Enjoy.



Thursday, April 5, 2007

A Triumph at the Auction Block

During my recent trip to Sotheby’s auction house I was able to make a life long dream of mine come true. Through a bit of roguish bidding I was able to win handedly the entire works of my favorite artist, Gary Larson. For those of you who are not attuned to the art world, Gary Larson was the man behind the comic strip, “The Far Side.” As I am always trying to bring the Internet patrons of roryandcraig.com free and otherwise unattainable web content, I have labored through a huge lawsuit with Larson’s people which I can’t get into here, to bring you this never before seen “The Far Side” gem.

Monday, April 2, 2007

Stop Reading Books!

It has recently come to my attention that books still exist. I know. What the hell? If we, as a people, are truly devoted to making our society futuristic then we must act quickly. I have already donated several dollars to investigate the mounting dilemmas blocking our glorious advancements towards futurism.

The Institute for Future Development (IFD) did a three year study and the results yielded these three steps to reaching a proper future, safely:

1. Burn all car tires. This will both prove that pollution doesn't exist, as this will in no way affect our atmosphere, and will bring us closer to fully functional flying cars.

2. Shave yourself. In the future all human beings will be hairless and androgynous. To speed up this process, remove all hair from your body. (side note: do not use Nair, because in the future, this will be a form of liquid currency)

3. Invest in Soy Gum. In the future, the IFD found, Soy Gum will either be the cause of, or antidote to, all of earths major viruses and disease. In either case, it will be very interesting watching this baby in your stock portfolio.